I was walking around a bend on a woodland track.
"Whats that - Its Deer"?
"B...... wrong lens, drop down and change lens, also I don't have enough cover to move forward"
"Yes - Fallow Deer, I can see two, a hind and immature fawn"
"Problem is the wind is blowing from behind me, so they are downwind and will hear the slightest noise. "
"Wow! two hinds and two fawns"
"Ah! B...... they can hear my shutter clicking. I need to change to silent shutter, but don't have the time."
"They have turned, they are not happy, one of the hinds has already gone forward to check the escape route."
"Yes, they are definitely not happy"
"One last check"